hail satan or kys

barbiegothorny:

for all of you horny teenagers

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

absolutextrema:

never change kanye

never change

(Source: jimmyconways)

(Source: whiteboywaves)

(Source: mycroft-holmes-approves)

• person: are you athletic?
• me: i run
• person: oh sweet
• me: *whispers* a blog.

(Source: backstreetboys1993-2001)

lewdest:

イーブイズ by きいろからー

choked:

So creepy story time, in my house we have this bathroom that’s under construction. Recently the one wall thing has been eroded. I used it today and decided to investigate the wall and found this graffiti on the one side. I have no idea who did it, and asked my brother, we are both creeped out, it’s weird and crazy. Holy shit.

“Don’t
Die
I Still
Love
You”

sexponents:

meanwhile on yahoo answers

rapewhistled:

*george washington shows up to the club to party*

‘u got i.d.?’

*george pulls out a quarter*

‘ur in’

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss